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Part travelogue, part diary, all foodie
January 02, 2009
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January 02, 2008
Bonjiorno Milano!
Kind of like the SOUTHWEST of Europe, Katy and I were able to get tickets from Paris to Milan on EASYJET for just $80 or so each. Like Southwest, Easyjet is a first-come, first-serve, no-reserved-seat airline with very cheap pricing. But they do have new planes, and the flight was easy and we arrived into Malpensa with little drama, although the flight was delayed about 30-40 minutes. Most shockingly, though, was the baggage service.
When we arrive at JFK or SFO, we can generally count on a good 45min to an hour wait until we see our bags. We showed up at the baggage claim area at Malpensa...5 min later the conveyor belt starts moving...5 bags in are both of our bags. It was like a dream about what baggage claim should be!!!
On the other hand, the taxi ride from Malpensa to our hotel in the middle of Milan was less dreamy. Who would have thunk that the taxi would take nearly an hour and 75 euro (over $100) to get into town? Ouch. But we got to our hotel, the Westin Palace Milan, in the heart of the city at the Piazza Repubblica, and settled into a very large room...perhaps 3 times the size of our hotel room at the nice, but petite Hotel Bel Ami in Paris.
While still in Paris, I looked up an old friend of mine, Piero Scotti, from my SGI days who used to work in the SGI office in Milan. I hadn't talked to him in years, but thank yahweh for social networking services...it took all of 5 min for me to track him down. While in Paris, we exchanged e-mail catching up on the past 10 or so years and agreed to meet for dinner in Milan the night that Katy and I arrived.
Chowhound and Fodors seemed to agree that a restaurant called La Milanese was good for classic Milanese cooking, so I called the Westin while still in Paris to ask them to book us a table there...which the concierge very considerately did. Our late arrival at Malpensa and the long ride into town resulted in me being late to the restaurant by perhaps 30 min, but thankfully Piero was as well. Katy was feeling a bit under the weather, so we agreed that she should focus on her health and I went off to meet Piero on my own.
Taking the taxi into the center of old Milan, I arrived at the restaurant...located on a street that was barely wider than the taxi itself - very charming. My only concern was that the restaurant, which both Chowhounders and Fodors had called La Milanese was called Trattoria Milanese. This was the right address, I thought, but the name was different. In a bit of a panic, I called the concierge at the Westin and, even though he wordlessly booked the restaurant for me, told me that "there is no La Milanese - Trattoria Milanese is the name of the restaurant". Whew!
I think I'll have to have a word with Mr. Fodor.
Piero met me there and it was like no decade had passed between us at all. I had gotten on with him better than perhaps anyone at SGI in Europe and he and his wife had entertained me before. It turns out that he had moved from the Milan area to Umbria, where his wife is in city management in Todi and where they purchased a 600 year old mill house that they've been restoring.
Although I've always been in love with France, Italia (yes, Lisa, you were right) was starting to sing its siren song to me...
When we arrive at JFK or SFO, we can generally count on a good 45min to an hour wait until we see our bags. We showed up at the baggage claim area at Malpensa...5 min later the conveyor belt starts moving...5 bags in are both of our bags. It was like a dream about what baggage claim should be!!!
On the other hand, the taxi ride from Malpensa to our hotel in the middle of Milan was less dreamy. Who would have thunk that the taxi would take nearly an hour and 75 euro (over $100) to get into town? Ouch. But we got to our hotel, the Westin Palace Milan, in the heart of the city at the Piazza Repubblica, and settled into a very large room...perhaps 3 times the size of our hotel room at the nice, but petite Hotel Bel Ami in Paris.
While still in Paris, I looked up an old friend of mine, Piero Scotti, from my SGI days who used to work in the SGI office in Milan. I hadn't talked to him in years, but thank yahweh for social networking services...it took all of 5 min for me to track him down. While in Paris, we exchanged e-mail catching up on the past 10 or so years and agreed to meet for dinner in Milan the night that Katy and I arrived.
Chowhound and Fodors seemed to agree that a restaurant called La Milanese was good for classic Milanese cooking, so I called the Westin while still in Paris to ask them to book us a table there...which the concierge very considerately did. Our late arrival at Malpensa and the long ride into town resulted in me being late to the restaurant by perhaps 30 min, but thankfully Piero was as well. Katy was feeling a bit under the weather, so we agreed that she should focus on her health and I went off to meet Piero on my own.
Taking the taxi into the center of old Milan, I arrived at the restaurant...located on a street that was barely wider than the taxi itself - very charming. My only concern was that the restaurant, which both Chowhounders and Fodors had called La Milanese was called Trattoria Milanese. This was the right address, I thought, but the name was different. In a bit of a panic, I called the concierge at the Westin and, even though he wordlessly booked the restaurant for me, told me that "there is no La Milanese - Trattoria Milanese is the name of the restaurant". Whew!
I think I'll have to have a word with Mr. Fodor.
Piero met me there and it was like no decade had passed between us at all. I had gotten on with him better than perhaps anyone at SGI in Europe and he and his wife had entertained me before. It turns out that he had moved from the Milan area to Umbria, where his wife is in city management in Todi and where they purchased a 600 year old mill house that they've been restoring.
Swedish penis enlargers Restoring old houses is my bag, baby!
Although I've always been in love with France, Italia (yes, Lisa, you were right) was starting to sing its siren song to me...
January 01, 2008
Farewell Paris!
Katy was done with her work and we were off to Milan for the next phase of her project. Just four more days and we'd be off to Rome for our long-awaited vacation (since we actually had planned to be in Rome and Puglia in May of 2007 so that we could visit Katy's uncle Herb and aunt Joey in Rome, but we were forced to cancel since Katy had some critical work at the time and couldn't afford the time).
The departure was bittersweet. Paris was lit up in its Christmas glory. I had gotten a couple of great last-minute meals on my own while Katy was off at work (notably chef/owner Christian Constant's Les Cocottes where everything is served in a cocotte [basically a cast-iron covered cooking pot in various sizes - typically manufactured by Le Creuset or Staub], be it the velouté de potiron [pumpkin soup], the main or the dessert). I had walked around a little more to take in the last of the Parisien ambiance, and said my silent goodbyes.On our last day, true to Paris form, we had a special treat. Searching for one last hot chocolate before leaving town, I took Katy to Steiger for that melted-dark-chocolate-bar cup of yumminess. Uh...no. Not doing hot chocolate today. Ugh. OK. Plan B. Head over to that standby classic of Paris hot chocolate luxury - Angelina's. Score! No big line of tourists out the door...they sat us in less than 5 minutes...and we had a wonderful salad (with foie gras, thank you very much) and a croque monsieur and, of course, their marvelous chocolat chaud.

Taking a taxi back to our hotel from Angelina's before heading to the airport, we got into a cab near the Rue Rivoli, told the driver where our hotel was, then this little guy peeks up over the passenger seat. Awwwwwwwww. What a nice way to end our visit!Ciao, Italia!
A sweet farewell...
Before Katy wrapped up her work in Paris and before we headed off to Milan for the next stage of her project, I stopped off at the shop of one of my favorite Pastry chefs, Pierre Hermé. At home in San Francisco, I have two of his cookbooks and I have used them extensively and with tremendous results. I just had to visit his palais de chocolat!
As a little present to Katy, I purchased a variety of his macarons - but not your garden variety Chocolate, Raspberry or Hazelnut. No...I got:
- Vanilla (well, the girl just loves them, so this one was a gimme)
- Caramel w/Fleur de Sel
- Olive Oil Vanilla
- White Truffle
- Black Truffle
- Foie Gras
Katy, Girls. Girls, Katy.
Sarah and Suzie were spending 8+ hours each day prepping vegetables, learning new techniques and recipes, and even plating some dishes...for paying customers...very cool.
Going through my research notes about where to eat in Paris, I kept seeing the name of one restaurant show up over and over on Chowhound and elsewhere. Mon Vieil Ami is a bistro just a couple of blocks away from Notre Dame, but on the Ile Saint Louis (Notre Dame is on the adjacent Ile de la Cité). Set in a very old building right on the main street that runs down the center of the island, they've chosen to "hip it up" a little - using modern tables, chairs and design, but retaining the amazing old exposed stone walls and enormous dark wood ceiling beams.
Suzie and Sarah met Katy and me at the Saint Germain metro stop nearest our hotel and we walked the mile or so to the bistro, meeting Yuko there. The day was beautifully sunny, but the wind was blowing and it was fri-gid! It wasn't unbearable as long as you kept moving, but it was certainly bracing.
I just have to say that I've sat next to more nice people and started some great conversations over lunches and dinners in Paris. It was truly a warm place to be...even when it was cold.
The waiter was responsive, efficient...and had a very wry sense of humor. The only thing that caught me off guard was the wine.
I told him what we were having and what style of wine we were looking for. Rather than the typical pulling out of the wine list, pointing out various options and describing them, he just said "Ah", then walked off. He came back with a bottle of wine which, naturally, I expected he would show to me and describe. Nope. With nary a word, he opened the bottle and poured. I was a little shocked, but I tried it...and the wine was lovely...but I'd never had a waiter or sommelier do that before and wasn't sure that I liked the presumption. Nevertheless, it turned out well and he was great overall, so this is just an observation, not a complaint.
At the end of the day, we had a tremendous time and I can't help but recommend it - Mon Vieil Ami was truly fabulous.
She's here! She's here!
Boo-ya!
So now I have to thank her company, Cheskin, for bringin' my baby back to me.
"Thank you, Cheskin!"
And with all of the hoopla in the US of A about Illegal Immigrants, why is it either (a) a problem to be a "legal person" or (b) 10 times as expensive a fine if you're a "legal person" versus a "physical person"?
Arunh?
Whatever. The girl's here. I'm happy.
Dinner with the Gang of Four
Katy and I had learned about this fabulous and hip Moroccan restaurant from our friend Iana last year and had gone there while we were in Paris for my 45th birthday and had just loved it. Started by the same owner as the fun and delicious Momo in London (which Katy, but not I, had been to and loved), 404 kicks out chill Moroccan lounge music while serving delectable Pastilla, Tajine, and Cous Cous.
Spooky.
That's me and my gal pals (Jessica, Sarah, Suzie, and Yuko).
What's up with the French and Woody Allen?
I'd always heard that the French had some odd obsessions with Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen (but not as a couple, I don't believe). Being in Paris for even a short time, the Woody side of that equation quickly became inarguable. In the Etats Unis (US) these days, Woody isn't terribly visible on a day-to-day basis, but in Paris, he's the king of the town (roi de ville). There's a movie of his (Cassandra's Dream), a play, magazine covers with his mug, and numerous best-selling books lining the front shelves of bookstores with huge 64-point type on their covers proclaiming WOODY. Oy.

My god it's been a long time...
To all my fearless readers, I apologize.
Today I have about 10 or 15 entries to create since I have been largely without Internet access for...gasp...two weeks. Since moving out of my apartment in Paris on Dec 13th, I was in a series of hotels with poor or very expensive Internet access and couldn't get online. Now I'm in NY and thankful to our friend Mara for giving me back my electronic lifeline...
Happy New Year, everybody.
Today I have about 10 or 15 entries to create since I have been largely without Internet access for...gasp...two weeks. Since moving out of my apartment in Paris on Dec 13th, I was in a series of hotels with poor or very expensive Internet access and couldn't get online. Now I'm in NY and thankful to our friend Mara for giving me back my electronic lifeline...
Happy New Year, everybody.
December 14, 2007
I love the nightlife, I want to boogie
Perhaps if I had accepted a little more training from the inimitable Stephan W., I would have been better prepared. You see, when I go out to dinner or grab a drink back home, it's one glass of wine - or if I'm going crazy, maybe two. Going to the Buddha Bar with Kimon, it's a glass of wine, followed by a Long Island Ice Tea (that
December 13, 2007
Man About Town
Thanks to a turn in life 20 years ago when I lived with some architecture grad students in Ann Arbor Michigan, I have long been interested in and have appreciated architecture - not only for how it looks, but what images and memories it can conjure, how it interacts with its surroundings
One of the things that I think about constantly here is how much craftsmanship was and is involved in many of these structures. While the trend for many years has been towards a minimalist form of modern architecture, with extensive use of steel, glass, and concrete, I have always found these structures cold and impersonal. Not 100% of them, but most.
The grand architecture of Paris, realized in edifices like the Petite Palais (see photo) and the Grand Palais, the bridges across the Seine, the cathedrals
While our first impression is often that these places are too small, as Americans raised on large spaces (think Wal-Mart or Target or even the typical Il Fornaio), the intimacy forces you to forego unnecessary "stuff" in your apartment and gives you a good reason to strike up a conversation with those people at the next table whose elbows you keep bumping against. Paris hs t
December 07, 2007
Basque-ing in the Light of Mon Ami
A little while ago, I went back to one of Katy and my favorite restaurants...Chez l'Ami Jean. This little Basque gastro-pub out in the 7th at 27 rue Malar is crazy popular. My chefs at the Ritz knew about it. My friends in Paris go there regularly.
I was telling my classmate, Kimon, about it since he arrived in Paris, and he was eager to try it. Since I could only get us in at 10PM, we did what we had to do and waited up for it.

I won't waste your time w/a lot of frivolous text here - just enjoy the photos (that's the caille [quail] on the right, 3 sauces- olive oil&garlic, orange, lemon sauces, and on the left, the sardines with tête et pied de veau). I should note that we ordered entrées and main plats and happily waited with our carafe of wine for them to come. After a while, the waiter looked at our clean table and, with a face of consternation asked if we had received our entrées. We said "no".
He then ran off to the kitchen and brought us back an extra entree of the fromage de tête de veau to share.
The Magret de Canard (duck breast, right) was fab-u-luss and their presentation belies the pub-like setting. So if you see other notes from people that talk about the lack of service in restaurants - don't think that that's a universal axiom. It doesn't apply here.
Although it kind of sounds like Groucho Marx or W.C.Fields not wanting to join a club that would accept people like them, I should note that the restaurant was half-filled with les Americains. I refrain from a "ptooey". Not 3 weeks after Katy and I went to l'Ami Jean last year, the NY Times published a half-page article on the restaurant on the front of the Travel Section. No more "secret little find". Nevertheless, the cooking has not suffered and it is still a top destination for me every time I'm here.
I was telling my classmate, Kimon, about it since he arrived in Paris, and he was eager to try it. Since I could only get us in at 10PM, we did what we had to do and waited up for it.
December 06, 2007
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Over the last 6 weeks, we've crammed a lot in. Being a basic cuisine class, we learned about the basic pastries, the basic sauces (orange, hollandaise, bernaise, bechamel, anglaise), the basic stocks (veal, chicken, fish), and how to prepare, cook, and serve fish, meat, vegetables and desserts.
Some of what we've done has been very Good. Like learning how to:
Most of the recipes that we've made are very old French recipes - many of which result in meat or fish that's overcooked, heavy butter and cream-laden sauces that, while saying "old school", also seem to say "Please call my cardiologist. NOW!". Surprisingly, many of these sauces, which the chefs thought tasted good, resulted in me and Susie looking at each other with wrinkled noses and thinking "I don't think so". They were just plain Bad. Many of these recipes came out looking bland and/or tasting bland or overly rich, but underly flavorful and left me thinking that I'd never ever make those at home.
But I'm not one to let a few bad apples spoil the cart.
I tried to do as much as I could to learn. I feel like I'm taking quite a lot away from the experience...from things like Fish Stock - that we made enough times that I could almost make one blindfolded (aside, perhaps, from the part where I use the cleaver to chop up the fish bones) to turning vegetables and steaming them with aromatics in the water to impart flavor without fat (imagine that!!!).
I've spent a lot of time on plating and feel that I'm much improved in terms of making presentable dishes, but, sadly, that was not so evident in my final exam.
The exam was last Thursday night. It was a 3 hour affair where you're handed the names of two recipes and you have to make them from scratch doing all prepping, cooking, plating, and cleanup - without recipes. Although I am renowned the world over for my poor memory, I did manage to mostly remember the 6 recipes that they told us might be on the exam. For that, I feel like I accomplished something that night.
I felt good about how I was doing with my prep - everything cut the way it was supposed to be and in neatly separate prep bowls...until I started carving the chicken. I was cutting it up into several pieces to make Poulet au l'Estragon (tarragon) when I got a piece that didn't look right. I thought I needed to cut off a certain part when one of my chef instructors, Chef Christophe, came through the kitchen, looked at what I was doing and said "Please don't tell me that you were in my class. Please don't tell me that you were my student." O..U..C..H.
I told him what I thought I needed to do next, but he repeated his chide. I went on and did some other things first since I had lost some confidence about my meat-cutting skills when chef Christian returned...and then proceeded to show me what I needed to do...doing exactly what I had told him I thought I needed to do...but now I looked like a loser. It was so sad.
So I made my two dishes - Oeufs Meurette (eggs with a red wine sauce) and the Poulet. Burnt a little toast here...broke one of my poached eggs there...failed to sufficiently reduce and thicken the sauces...and finally, although I got both plated and warm to the table, the chicken was insufficiently cooked. Quelle désastre. Well, I thought, at least I can say that I went here even if I don't get my diploma the next day:^( I was actually OK the next day, but I was seriously depressed after I finished at 9PM that night...especially since my classmate Susie's dishes looked like they were right off the table from Gary Danko or Bouley. OK, OK, but she had worked in the kitchen at the Four Seasons in Thailand, so I don't want to pound myself too hard for this. Nevertheless, it would have been nice to have ended on a slightly higher note.)
Didn't really help that it was raining, either.
Ultimately, I did pass...not with flying colors, perhaps, but I passed. I now have a shiny new diploma to show for it and a little of my confidence has returned. Perhaps the fact that I gave the chefs a bottle of Koehler Pinot Noir improved my fate. Or not. Regardless, this has been a wonderful experience so far and I'm blessed for having had the opportunity.
I'm glad I came and I've gotten much out of living in Paris for a spell. My French, I fear, has deteriorated since I've been here, but I think that if I could stay for a year or two, I'd get the hang of it.
All in all, Paris has been beautiful. Heck, it was almost 60 degrees last Friday night (even though it was nearly 30 degrees last night). The architecture at night, lit up with lights, is just inspiring. The Xmas decorations are starting to appear (though not so much on the Rue des Rosiers - the main the Jewish quarter) near the Ritz and out in the 7th, near La Tour d'Eiffel. That whole "magic of the season" is definitely happening.
Living here has been extraordinary, if relatively brief. It's been great to settle into a neighborhood, find my way around the city a little better, explore the arrondissements, and not feel like I have to rush to this museum or that shop or get that perfect restaurant reservation every day, the way you do on a 1-week trip.
My ability to form a coherent sentence in French seems somewhat better, and although I'm still struggling with verb tenses, my vocabulary is improving. Frankly, I think that I won't get to sound much better than a 2-year old until I get to live here for a few years.
Sooooo....honey? What do you think? :-)
Some of what we've done has been very Good. Like learning how to:
- Fillet fish and prepare or remove the skin
- Poach and pan fry fish
- Tie up poultry to roast or cut up poultry into parts
- Season while cooking
- Appreciate Wine
- Not be anal about recipes and use taste and judgment along the way
- Make all the basic sauces
- Make preserves
- Prepare chocolate truffles
- Utilize tools like metal rings and chinoise and spiders (like a wire-mesh slotted spoon)
- Tap the awesome power of rich stocks to make sauces great
- And a little bit of technique for presentation...
Most of the recipes that we've made are very old French recipes - many of which result in meat or fish that's overcooked, heavy butter and cream-laden sauces that, while saying "old school", also seem to say "Please call my cardiologist. NOW!". Surprisingly, many of these sauces, which the chefs thought tasted good, resulted in me and Susie looking at each other with wrinkled noses and thinking "I don't think so". They were just plain Bad. Many of these recipes came out looking bland and/or tasting bland or overly rich, but underly flavorful and left me thinking that I'd never ever make those at home.
But I'm not one to let a few bad apples spoil the cart.
I tried to do as much as I could to learn. I feel like I'm taking quite a lot away from the experience...from things like Fish Stock - that we made enough times that I could almost make one blindfolded (aside, perhaps, from the part where I use the cleaver to chop up the fish bones) to turning vegetables and steaming them with aromatics in the water to impart flavor without fat (imagine that!!!).
I've spent a lot of time on plating and feel that I'm much improved in terms of making presentable dishes, but, sadly, that was not so evident in my final exam.
The exam was last Thursday night. It was a 3 hour affair where you're handed the names of two recipes and you have to make them from scratch doing all prepping, cooking, plating, and cleanup - without recipes. Although I am renowned the world over for my poor memory, I did manage to mostly remember the 6 recipes that they told us might be on the exam. For that, I feel like I accomplished something that night.
I felt good about how I was doing with my prep - everything cut the way it was supposed to be and in neatly separate prep bowls...until I started carving the chicken. I was cutting it up into several pieces to make Poulet au l'Estragon (tarragon) when I got a piece that didn't look right. I thought I needed to cut off a certain part when one of my chef instructors, Chef Christophe, came through the kitchen, looked at what I was doing and said "Please don't tell me that you were in my class. Please don't tell me that you were my student." O..U..C..H.
I told him what I thought I needed to do next, but he repeated his chide. I went on and did some other things first since I had lost some confidence about my meat-cutting skills when chef Christian returned...and then proceeded to show me what I needed to do...doing exactly what I had told him I thought I needed to do...but now I looked like a loser. It was so sad.
So I made my two dishes - Oeufs Meurette (eggs with a red wine sauce) and the Poulet. Burnt a little toast here...broke one of my poached eggs there...failed to sufficiently reduce and thicken the sauces...and finally, although I got both plated and warm to the table, the chicken was insufficiently cooked. Quelle désastre. Well, I thought, at least I can say that I went here even if I don't get my diploma the next day:^( I was actually OK the next day, but I was seriously depressed after I finished at 9PM that night...especially since my classmate Susie's dishes looked like they were right off the table from Gary Danko or Bouley. OK, OK, but she had worked in the kitchen at the Four Seasons in Thailand, so I don't want to pound myself too hard for this. Nevertheless, it would have been nice to have ended on a slightly higher note.)
Didn't really help that it was raining, either.
Ultimately, I did pass...not with flying colors, perhaps, but I passed. I now have a shiny new diploma to show for it and a little of my confidence has returned. Perhaps the fact that I gave the chefs a bottle of Koehler Pinot Noir improved my fate. Or not. Regardless, this has been a wonderful experience so far and I'm blessed for having had the opportunity.
I'm glad I came and I've gotten much out of living in Paris for a spell. My French, I fear, has deteriorated since I've been here, but I think that if I could stay for a year or two, I'd get the hang of it.
All in all, Paris has been beautiful. Heck, it was almost 60 degrees last Friday night (even though it was nearly 30 degrees last night). The architecture at night, lit up with lights, is just inspiring. The Xmas decorations are starting to appear (though not so much on the Rue des Rosiers - the main the Jewish quarter) near the Ritz and out in the 7th, near La Tour d'Eiffel. That whole "magic of the season" is definitely happening.Living here has been extraordinary, if relatively brief. It's been great to settle into a neighborhood, find my way around the city a little better, explore the arrondissements, and not feel like I have to rush to this museum or that shop or get that perfect restaurant reservation every day, the way you do on a 1-week trip.
My ability to form a coherent sentence in French seems somewhat better, and although I'm still struggling with verb tenses, my vocabulary is improving. Frankly, I think that I won't get to sound much better than a 2-year old until I get to live here for a few years.
Sooooo....honey? What do you think? :-)
December 01, 2007
Procrastination...alright, it's a part of me
Well, I know it seems like these posts are getting farther and farther apart...well...I guess they are getting farther apart. I think the huge backlog of things I've wanted to write about have created a bit of a block for me. But today I clear the backlog. Prepare thyself for the torrent.
TRADITION: COOKING
Let's get in the wayback machine and take a look back at last week. When we last left our hero, he was enjoying a lovely pork chop over at Le Temps au Temps. Since there wasn't enough fat in that pork chop, apparently, I decided to make my first attempt at making a foie gras terrine, back at my apt. I bought the whole foie, found an appropriate ceramic terrine just around the corner at Simon A. cookware (great toy store for cooks!) , and had some Sauternes-like Jurançon in my fridge.
Seemed pretty simple...you just de-vein the foie, shove it in the terrine mold w/the wine, cook it at a low temp for quite a bit of time, then put a cutout of cardboard with heavy weights on top to squeeze all the melted fat to the top. What I hadn't really counted on was how hard it would be to balance the cans on the cardboard - think of it like a surfboard - floating on a sea of deliciousy foie gras fat. I think I can hear a whole cardiologist's convention breathing either a heavy sigh of sadness for our future or of relaxation at knowing that their future business is assured.
How did it turn out? Well...looked great. Texture? Not so much. I think I failed to weight it down properly. We'll see if I try again...I do still have the terrine mold, after all.
TRADITION: BISTRO
What worked out a little better was the lunch excursion that I and my classmates took last week to Aux Lyonnais.
This 19th century pub had fallen on hard times when the famed Alain Ducasse bought and refurbished it just 3 or 4 years ago to it's original glory. Unfussy, this very warm and traditional bistro is affordable (~28 euro for a prix fixe lunch) and always packed due to its classic lyonnais cuisine. More country than high cuisine, we enjoyed a variety of fish and meat dishes, from classic entrecôte (steak) to veal liver to rillet to pan fried fish.
I tried to be as good as I could be - starting off with a light root vegetable dish cooked - steamed mostly - en cocotte. If you don't work hard at it, it's all too easy for there to be nearly no vegetables in a typical French meal - or at least nothing other than some form of fatty potatoes (fried - frites, scalloped - dauphinoise, or whipped - almost always with a healthy (ahem) dose of cream). Nevertheless, I prevailed! Certainly a classic French lunch experience.
TRADITION + EXPERIMENTATION
This week, I took a few very different routes. Whenever I'd traveled to Paris or elsewhere in Europe in the past, I was only there for a few days, perhaps a week. As a result, I always stuck with regional cuisine. Now, for the first time, since I've been here a month, I set out to look for something different. I walked all over the neighborhood checking out innumerable french bistros with their confit, magret, entrecote, and foie gras but decided I had a hankering for something I-talian.
Fortunately, one of the closest restaurants to my apt, Terre et Soleil, with a warm and cosy atmosphere, had an extensive Italian menu. The "classics" that we would expect at any American Italian restaurant, aside from the Penne all'arrabbiata, weren't really there, but they had Osso Buco, various pastas and sauces, so that'll do (, pig).
I really wanted pasta, so I passed on the Entrecote, Escalope de Veau, and Osso Buco and perused the pasta list. Making my way through the unusual options, there were familiar pastas and sauces combined in ways I hadn't really seen, like the Carbonara, but with a tubular pasta called Sadoni that I'd never heard of and familiar pastas with unusual sauces.
What to have?...what to have?...
Ah...wait a minute...THERE you go! Yeah...that's what I'm talkin' about...boyyyyy.
Amongst the primaveras and arrabbiata's were a couple of real gems. The cavatappi with foie gras and figs and the rotelle with confit de canard and apples. Italian...yet French. Oh yum.
I wasn't hungry enough for both, so I went with the cavatappi. Good choice. VERY good choice. I may even have to see if I can talk Delfina or A16 into serving it!
Finishing the evening off with a little poached pear with sabayon was just the ticket.
TRADITION: BRASSERIE

Since the dollar is so damned weak, I do try to conserve my ducats at most meals. The odd 30 euro prix fixe lunch or dinner is fine, but not every day. So I take advantage of the ubiquitous crepe stands and the simple but delicious 5 euro tartine sandwiches available at Paul right around the corner. I also decided one evening to follow the advice of my lovely bride and try out a very old and traditional (and cheap) brasserie - Chartier. Tucked away behind an interior courtyard in the 9th, this place looks the classic brasserie. Bustling and packed with the black and white be-decked waiters running to and fro, it had a great energy.
And the menu? All the standards are there...and they are chee-eep. Where else can you find a 3 euro salad? Wow. Unfortunately, the couple right next to me turned out to be serial smokers, and the food, while inexpensive, was just adequate. My waiter? Ornery old guy - took quite a while to come by and then just stared at me waiting for my order without a word. When I ordered my food and hesitated about the wine...off he went. I guess with small bills and service included in the bill, there's not much to be enthusiastic about while working there.
My lamb chops were overcooked and a little dry, but the frites were hot and crispy and the Lyonnais salade was decent if not dee-licious. Those and a half bottle of Cote du Rhone totaled just 17 euro. Overall, a decent deal. Will be even better starting in January, when the restaurant smoking ban comes into effect.
TRADITION: SOUFFLÉ
On a different end of the refinement spectrum was a lunch I got one day on my own when I stopped off at a restaurant near the school for lunch.
Using the Pudlo guide that Katy had so thoughtfully provided me, I found a little restaurant called, simply, Le Soufflé. Now, having made soufflées in class, I was curious about a good restaurant's take on that dish. Also - I had mostly enjoyed classic soufflées in my life - Grand Marnier, Chocolate - but not many others. So I endeavored to experiment. For 28 euro, they had a nice prix fixe lunch with a choice of savory soufflé, sweet soufflé, salad and choice of a glass of wine or a demi-bouteille of water.
I went with a scallops and pétoncles soufflé as my main and a noisette (hazelnut) soufflé for dessert. Wow. I didn't think that you could make a soufflé with seafood or heavy nuts and have it be delicate and light. I was wrong. These guys were good. Everything - even the simple salad, was great. Now I'm looking forward to experimenting more at home!
TRADITION: COOKING
Let's get in the wayback machine and take a look back at last week. When we last left our hero, he was enjoying a lovely pork chop over at Le Temps au Temps. Since there wasn't enough fat in that pork chop, apparently, I decided to make my first attempt at making a foie gras terrine, back at my apt. I bought the whole foie, found an appropriate ceramic terrine just around the corner at Simon A. cookware (great toy store for cooks!) , and had some Sauternes-like Jurançon in my fridge.
How did it turn out? Well...looked great. Texture? Not so much. I think I failed to weight it down properly. We'll see if I try again...I do still have the terrine mold, after all.
TRADITION: BISTRO
TRADITION + EXPERIMENTATION
This week, I took a few very different routes. Whenever I'd traveled to Paris or elsewhere in Europe in the past, I was only there for a few days, perhaps a week. As a result, I always stuck with regional cuisine. Now, for the first time, since I've been here a month, I set out to look for something different. I walked all over the neighborhood checking out innumerable french bistros with their confit, magret, entrecote, and foie gras but decided I had a hankering for something I-talian.
What to have?...what to have?...
Ah...wait a minute...THERE you go! Yeah...that's what I'm talkin' about...boyyyyy.
Amongst the primaveras and arrabbiata's were a couple of real gems. The cavatappi with foie gras and figs and the rotelle with confit de canard and apples. Italian...yet French. Oh yum.
I wasn't hungry enough for both, so I went with the cavatappi. Good choice. VERY good choice. I may even have to see if I can talk Delfina or A16 into serving it!
Finishing the evening off with a little poached pear with sabayon was just the ticket.
TRADITION: BRASSERIE
My lamb chops were overcooked and a little dry, but the frites were hot and crispy and the Lyonnais salade was decent if not dee-licious. Those and a half bottle of Cote du Rhone totaled just 17 euro. Overall, a decent deal. Will be even better starting in January, when the restaurant smoking ban comes into effect.
TRADITION: SOUFFLÉ
On a different end of the refinement spectrum was a lunch I got one day on my own when I stopped off at a restaurant near the school for lunch.
Using the Pudlo guide that Katy had so thoughtfully provided me, I found a little restaurant called, simply, Le Soufflé. Now, having made soufflées in class, I was curious about a good restaurant's take on that dish. Also - I had mostly enjoyed classic soufflées in my life - Grand Marnier, Chocolate - but not many others. So I endeavored to experiment. For 28 euro, they had a nice prix fixe lunch with a choice of savory soufflé, sweet soufflé, salad and choice of a glass of wine or a demi-bouteille of water.I went with a scallops and pétoncles soufflé as my main and a noisette (hazelnut) soufflé for dessert. Wow. I didn't think that you could make a soufflé with seafood or heavy nuts and have it be delicate and light. I was wrong. These guys were good. Everything - even the simple salad, was great. Now I'm looking forward to experimenting more at home!
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