So about 10 pictures into my trip...the camera goes dead. I go back to my apt and plug the battery into the charger. The next day, battery back in the camera, power it up and...nothing. Still no Lazarus trick. OK, feeling a sheepish at this point for cheaping out. But it was AM-A-ZON! Please! Well, here I am with a useless charger and the best thing that has come out of it is that I can use my favorite expression:
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Covers all manner of sins, don't you think? Anyway - back to school.
First day, Tuesday, was a short one, just 3 1/2 hours, focused on making stocks, jus, and sauces, for the most part. Wednesday, however...Wednesday was another story.
Wednesday packed in two full 4-hour sessions. Totally exhausting. I think I went to bed at 8:30PM that night.
WEDNESDAY AM

First, we get introduced to another chef, Chef David. Oh. My. God. He's right out of the movie Mostly Martha, only instead of being Italian, he's French. His English is mostly perfect even though he only started studying it 7 months ago. If you haven't seen Mostly Martha, turn off your damned computer, run over to the video store and rent it right now.
If you're on Netflix, scratch that, leave your computer on, fire up FireFox, go to www.netflix.com, search for Mostly Martha, click to rent it, then go to your queue and ask yourself why you've got all those other, non-cooking-related films there, then move Mostly Martha up to the top. If you still have a Netflix movie in your house, go over to your DVD player, press "Eject", stuff it in it's sleeve, put that in the Netflix return envelope, go to the front of your house, open the door, walk down the block, and put it in a mailbox...preferably one with a pickup before 9:30AM. Now close this blog, wait 3 days, go to your mailbox, get the Mostly Martha DVD, go back to your DVD player, press "Eject" again, remove "The Little Mermaid" or "Bourne Supremacy" or "Mr. Bean" and pop in Mostly Martha. After 109 minutes, you can go back to your computer, fire up FireFox, type in mrfrancophile.blogspot.com and start again...
Here.

That is Chef David to the left. To his right, Rebecca, my fellow student from Australia, in full blushing-mode, snaps a picture of the vegetables that we will soon prep.
Throughout the whole process, we have all been furiously scribbling notes (or, in my case - geek alert - tapping them into my Treo) and snapping photos of different stages of prep so that we can remind ourselves what we are supposed to do and how we are supposed to do it. At the end of the 6-week program, there's a test where any of us doing the whole thing must make a menu on our own, with no help.

So here's what I ended up with. Not terrible, but not parfait, as we dit dans la belle France.

WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON

OK, We've been on our feet slicing, dicing, and making mounds and mounds of julienned veggies, but after a pleasant hour or so in the park, it's back to the grindstone...or at least the kitchen.
As we shifted over to Patisserie, David handed off the reins to Chef Didier. Chef Didier doesn't really have a command of l'Anglais, but we understood most of what he said, en Francais, and his assistant and translator, Manako, filled in the rest for us. Our afternoon goal was to learn how to make pastry creams, mousselines, and basic pate sucre (sweet pastry crust) as well as how to make a small French fruit cake and how to decorate a cake. Oh? Is that all? Do we really need 4 hours for just that? Puh-leeeze.

When all was said and done, Chef Didier assembled the example tart and then we went off to assemble our own. You be the judge of how well I did (or didn't do)...that's mine on the right, his on the left (now granted, his had the better lighting and was already on a gold serving round which mine eventually did too...and the decorating tip slipped...and Dylan ate my homework!!!)


1 comment:
Oh dear; hopefully, there will be another session of tart making!
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